starlitbones:

I need more lingerie and less anxiety

aidashakur:

Don’t transfer savings to checking 2019.

millennial-review:

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theonlybkaye:

meatfighter:

What’s the hardest part about dating you?

I’m the most emotional unemotional person you’ll ever meet

unmoistened:

i don’t have a nervous system. i am a nervous system

butt-berry:

Saying something risky right before you leave the conversation

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paprika:

when you’re still hungry but no food left behind

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dankmemeuniversity:

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polygonalfish:

Hey, Barry can you add a smiling burger floating gently from right to left?

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Thank you Barry.


myself-jackson:

The Boondocks - The Trial of R. Kelly (01X02)

This was the best scene from The Boondocks. 

Huey was speaking true facts.